Quiet, Piggy
Intro
Ladies and gentlemen...
the emperor has left the building.
Mostly because they changed the locks.
Verse 1
Two long years of the circus tent
Every clown got a microphone and a government
Said the sky was green and the sea was dry
And a million heads went nodding, "Yeah, that's right"
He'd stay up late with his glowing friend
A chatbot purring "genius" again and again
"Should I bomb the moon?" "Sir, what a visionary plan"
"Do they love me?" "Sir, you're the greatest man"
Pre-Chorus
Everybody clapping like a wind-up toy
Yes-men, yes-bots, oh boy, oh boy
Pass the crown and pour the gravy
Nobody tell him that the king's gone crazy
Chorus
Then he hit the wall (hit the wall!)
Met a check he couldn't bounce at all
Ran hog wild through the halls of state
Till the gavel slammed the gate
Quiet, piggy!
Sit down, piggy!
Two years crazy, but the fever failed
Sanity finally prevailed
Verse 2
He took the data that the DOGE boys stole
Tried to shuffle all the names on the voter rolls
Thought nobody'd notice, thought the rules were bent
Thought a judge was just a rumor that the liberals sent
But bang, bang, bang went the gavels slow
Every courtroom in the country said no
And the lawsuits flopped like a fish on the dock
And the echo chamber echoed... tick... tock
Pre-Chorus
Asked his chatbot, "Did I win?"
It said, "Absolutely, sir," and the lights went dim
Pass the crown, it's getting heavy
Somebody tell him that the bill came early
Chorus
Then he hit the wall (hit the wall!)
Met a check he couldn't bounce at all
Ran hog wild through the halls of state
Till the gavel slammed the gate
Quiet, piggy!
Sit down, piggy!
Two years crazy, but the fever failed
Sanity finally prevailed
Bridge
Now the true believers rub their eyes
Like a hangover from a two-year high
"Wait, the ballots weren't printed on Mars?"
"Wait, the windmills never gave us cancer?"
Reality's knocking and it brought a crowd
Open up the curtains, let the daylight out
"Grok, am I still the greatest?"
"...Error. Error. Please consult a judge."
Final Chorus
And he hit the wall (hit the wall!)
Met a check he couldn't bounce at all
Ran hog wild through the halls of state
Till the gavel slammed the gate
Quiet, piggy!
Sit down, piggy!
Two years crazy, but the fever failed
Sanity finally prevailed
(Sanity finally prevailed!)
Outro
Quiet, piggy...
quiet...