Immune to Pharmaceutical Bugs

Verse 1

Sitting in the Oval, staring at the wall
Waiting for a leader from the 80s to call
Shaking hands with people who aren't even there
Wandering the Rose Garden without a care
Got a very important briefing at a quarter to two
But he's looking at the ceiling asking, "Who are you?"

Pre-Chorus

Oh, don't offer him a gummy, don't pass him the vape
He's already in a totally different landscape!

Chorus

'Cause the Commander in Chief doesn't need any drugs!
He's naturally immune to the pharmaceutical bugs
Who needs a psychedelic or a magic little pill
When you're sliding backwards down Capitol Hill?
Yeah, keep your prescriptions and put away the stash
His cognitive baseline is making a splash!
He's high on the fumes of a wandering mind,
Leaving all of reality totally behind!

Verse 2

Where did I put the codes? Did I leave 'em on the train?
Let's get a scoop of chocolate to stimulate the brain
Reading off the prompter, but the words just fly away
"Listen here, Bill, what was I gonna say?"
He's arguing with shadows and he's winning the fight
While the secret service gently guides him to the right.

Pre-Chorus

Oh, the press room is spinning, the staff is in a sweat
Trying to remind him of the things he will forget!

Chorus

Bridge

He's on a cosmic journey, floating high and free
Without a single drop of LSD...
He's traveling through time, he's talking to a ghost
He's the most unbothered man from coast to coast...

Chorus

Outro

Just smile and wave...
Watch out for the sandbag.
Goodnight, America... wait, what time is it?

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