Brawndo
Verse 1
The geniuses are reading books and waiting for the time
To have a single baby when they're way past their prime
They check their bank accounts and say "the world is just too tough"
While Clevon in the trailer park is multiplying fast enough
The smartest folks are paralyzed by existential dread
While the folks who barely think at all are busy in the bed!
Pre-Chorus
If we don't change the math right now, the future's looking grim
We're handing down the planet to the aggressively dim!
Chorus
So if you read a book this year, please go and procreate!
And if you can't spell "science," please, put a rubber on your date!
We're heading for a wasteland built on garbage dumps and dust
So smart folks, do your duty, yeah, you're the ones we trust!
Save us from the future!
Verse 2
We're gonna end up watching shows of guys kicked in the balls
And getting lost forever in a Costco-sized strip mall
We'll vote for macho wrestlers to be leader of the land
And watch the crops all wither right into the dusty sand
'Cause thinking takes an effort and reading is a chore
And nobody remembers what the libraries were for!
Bridge
Don't irrigate the tragic fields and send them to their graves
Even if they tell you that it's got what plants crave!
It’s full of electrolytes, but the veggies just won't grow
And water from the toilet isn't gonna make it flow!
Chorus
So if you read a book this year, please go and procreate!
And if you can't spell "science," please, put a rubber on your date!
We're heading for a wasteland built on garbage dumps and dust
So smart folks, do your duty, yeah, you're the ones we trust!
Outro
Save us from the Brawndo!
Save us from the screens!
Be the smartest parents that the world has ever seen!
Wrap it up!
Get to work!
Don't let the Idiocracy start!
(Yeah!)