Blame Canada
Verse 1
Times are tough, our bills are high,
While up north they just get by—
Wait, they don't just get by, they thrive!
Keeping everyone alive!
They’ve got doctors you don't pay for,
What on earth is that delay for?!
Solid trade and stable banks,
And they don't even ask for thanks!
Chorus
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With their reasonable trade,
And the healthcare that they made!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
They’re so excessively polite,
It isn’t natural or right!
Verse 2
Look at how their cities run,
Clean and safe for everyone!
They put gravy on their fries,
With no panic in their eyes!
Sound economic stability?
That’s a tactical absurdity!
Why’s their social net so wide?
What are they trying to hide?!
Chorus
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
For affordable prescriptions,
And polite civil descriptions!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We must put them in their place,
Before good health infects the race!
Bridge
They say "sorry" when you bump them!
They've got timber, oil, and trees!
They survive a brutal winter
With remarkable degree-s!
It’s a terrible display
Of functional democracy!
Outro
So blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
It’s all their fault!
Yeah, blame Canada!